You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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