Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
we made out on top of his cat.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I smell like Dick and happiness
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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