i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Is Oprah even human
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