I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I have fence marks all over my body
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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