I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
