i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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