What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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