Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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