In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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