it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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