question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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