YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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