I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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