we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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