well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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