Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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