So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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