Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
That accounts for only three of the penises
Well I just put wine in my tea
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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