so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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