Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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