Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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