Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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