Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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