I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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