I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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