how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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