This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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