I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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