Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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