I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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