okay pat passed out under dana's car
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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