I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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