if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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