With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize