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I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I just googled if crying burns calories
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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