i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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