GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Randomize
