its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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