I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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