I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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