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she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Acid is not a monday night drug
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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