My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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