I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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