Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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