dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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