Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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