I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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