"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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