gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
