wake up i wanna do it froggy style
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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