If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
