sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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